Music Tuesday - Disney vs Looney Tunes

If I ever get hired by Disney to write the screenplay for Fantasia 2010, I will propose Offenbach’s Orpheus in the Underworld. The movie would depict loveable Disney characters carrying hammers, pick axes, and baseball bats in pursuit of Warner Brothers cartoon characters. Who would win: Mickey or Bugs, Donald or Daffy, Goofy or Foghorn Leghorn? I’ll take a tip from Over the Hedge and feed Chip and Dale and Scrooges nephews some redbull and I’m sure they could catch up to The Road Runner. I'm not quite sure Tink could take on Tweety though.

But just when you think Porky Pig will be the last one standing, out pops every villain Disney ever created: Maleficent turns into a dragon and cooks the little ham. Then you see the whole WB cast including Batman, Pinky and the Brain, Michael Jordan and the Aliens from Space Jam pop out of a little black hole in the floor. The watcher of this short movie would surely panic when every single Disney Character from every single animated Disney cartoon pops on the screen. There would be a new world record for the most anvils thrown in a 9 minute short movie.

That is such an inspirational song.

4 comments:

B and B said...

I vote Disney ALL THE WAY-they would mutilate them... ear vs ear Mickey beats Bugs

The Mighty Yam said...

I vote for bugs. He's smarter, faster, and has big teeth. Plus, mouse vs. rabbit? The rabbit would pounce on him.

WB has better fighters hands down. The only chance Disney has is in their numbers.

Anonymous said...

Disney would win. They have faires, remember?? And lilo and stitch and all stitches cousins. And what about the incredibles?? GO MICKEY MOUSE!! And what about Snow white and the dwarves and all the other princesses. And then theres mogli and the bear and the lion king. Imagine going up against scar, simba, nala, rafiki, zazu, sarabi, mufasa, timone, pumba, kiara, kovu, zira etc. Then theres Hercules and Bolt. Disney definately has the numbers!!

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